Honestly, this virtual run goodie bag is bananas. B-A-N-A-N-A-S. I mean, when it comes to swag, we totally have the hottest stuff. Hotter than bedside bacon.

Sign up and you’ll earn an official virtual run polo, medal, notebook, and pencil shipped direct to your door starting in December. Show it off at the next company meeting. You’re going to look so good.